Smitty

Why is Smitty the Envy of Every Guy in Tigertown USA?
 
1)  His muscled Tigertown Body with a wannabe Hawaiian tan?   No.
 
2)  His Tiger Tattoos (including the tattoo of Obie on his face)?   No.
 
3)  His $44,000 9600cc Tigertown Super Kantwin K-nine Killer Harley?   No.
 
4)  His tattooed Tiger-Gal biking partner who always rides naked?   No.   (Well, Maybe.)
   
5)  His cool Tiger-Loving posts on TTT?   YES!