(SEE PICTURE OF CIGAR SMOKING beach sitter at top of the page.)
We have hired a new philosopher to sit on the beach and figure out the purpose of life and
the distinction between Liesure and loafing. Hope is in the air that This cigar smoker will come up with new insights..
(He came much cheaper than the old philosopher we hired.)
I want to tell the philosopher we hired for the last
few summers the same thing Donald Trump says to some of his apprentices: YOU ARE FIRED !
After we spent all that money to keep you on the beach
thinking about Liesure and loafing... You have come up with nothing again..
I don't think there is a law suit possible, but we want
you to know, if you ever come back to this beach PAY YOUR OWN WAY..
After several years he's back !
I mean the Pipe Smoking Philosopher whom we hired several
years ago to sit on the beach for a month to contemplate the distinctions between leisure and loafing.
Since so many of our readers are fascinated, and
indeed puzzled, about the problem of this distinction, we have hired our Beach Sitting Pipe Smoking Philosopher back for another
try at solving this complicated thorny problem.
In his last try, NO CONCLUSIONS were forthcoming after
hours and hours of laborous advanced deep thought, contemplating the subject at the beach for ONE WHOLE
We have decided that we should hire him again at great
expense, (this time at a lower rate because of the weak economic situation, but truthfully it still is a heafty one!)
NOW great progress is expected!
At the end of July 2010, we will publish his conclusions.
We all pray that our favorite living philosopher may
obtain great enlightenment on the subject.
(The philosopher's picture is on the side of this text).
Your thinker here is perplexed by people falling for logical fallacies, sophisms. All someone has to do is have
a personality and chant undefined slogans like "Change", "Hope" We should think when we hear these
words, "Change to what?" "Hope for What?" and how do you define hope anyway.
We need to be educated in logic.. We need to learn to recognize undefined terms when we see them...
If we don't start looking for specifics from our leaders, we may get what other uneducated countries got. SLAMMED!